Queen of the Munters

Bow Down Bitches

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"You applied to work in Santa's sex toy shop! There's no sex toy shop!"
"Tell that to my Candy Cane vibrator"
"Shut up"
"I call it Santa's big helper"

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orbitingasupernova:

nopholom:

tonystarkmakesyoufeel:

batty4u:

wassamattawityucca:

Ahhhhhh, they signed as their characters!
Tony’s signature is ridiculously big and gaudy. Lulz
Also, Clint’s little arrow. Abububu. <3

And Bruce is all tiny and unobtrusive and shy

ohhh Bruce bb
/cries

THOR all caps, of course he’s all caps…
and Cap is so modest he thinks he needs to confirm who he is.
oh my god.

lmao tony
i can’t
he had to take the middle of the fucking thing
and use the space

orbitingasupernova:

nopholom:

tonystarkmakesyoufeel:

batty4u:

wassamattawityucca:

Ahhhhhh, they signed as their characters!

  • Tony’s signature is ridiculously big and gaudy. Lulz
  • Also, Clint’s little arrow. Abububu. <3

And Bruce is all tiny and unobtrusive and shy

ohhh Bruce bb

/cries

THOR all caps, of course he’s all caps…

and Cap is so modest he thinks he needs to confirm who he is.

oh my god.

lmao tony

i can’t

he had to take the middle of the fucking thing

and use the space

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